just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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