do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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