Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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