I hope mine doesn't look like that
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I love you.
Bad choice
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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