there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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