It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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