ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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