Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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