Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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