Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
we should paint friendship bongs
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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