You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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