i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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