we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I lost the right to judge tonight
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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