i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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