I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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