it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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