I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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