she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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