True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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