Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
