Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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