I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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