She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
