I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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