no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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