just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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