the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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