went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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