Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
two words: eviction party
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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