But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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