You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
