Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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