but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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