Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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