It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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