I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
MIDGETS
????
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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