So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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