well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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