i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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