I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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