We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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