Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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