She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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