All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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