I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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