oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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