Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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