I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i think my mom watched the whole time
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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