I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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