Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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