have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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